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copycat
02-19-2005, 09:23 AM
we have never seen any of these great martial arts from Andy. It wouldn't break his parole to shot a little video and prove all us dumbass's wrong. Hell he would probably make money off of it, I mean it isn't everyone who can do super high flying jump skip kicks and break 2x4's with such ease.
I'll tell you why it will never happen, because he has no martial arts skills thats why. He's fat, balding, middle aged, bad backed, bad knees, bad attitude, bad english, bad personality, no talent, never had none, bad criminal talent, ex-con, who can hardly break wind, let alone 2x4s.
As far as never having got your ass kicked Andy I don't believe that and even if it is true it just means that you have crawled and groveled, ran and cryed, payed and gave blow jobs, your way out of ass woopings where a real man would have just gave his best and took others best.

RIKA
02-19-2005, 06:01 PM
It would make a great comedy video. We could call it "Gungeezer whups his own a$$".

RIKA :D

Chippathingy
02-20-2005, 07:22 PM
I want the video on how to "dodge" M-60 fire...

Ratsinthegravyredux
02-24-2005, 06:43 AM
I think it'd be a parole violation for andy to be within 100 feet of video equipment. Something about a condition of release being to refrain from performing sexual acts with farm animals and producing videos of same for sale or profit....