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krept
06-11-2005, 03:49 AM
word in this case = verbally communicated concept...

I guess the first two would have to be affirmation and negation... like yes and no.

After that... what? "Me?" "You?" like point and grunt and say "my animal names itself this noise"...

( ((*)) )

food?

water?

safe?

happy?
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"huh?"

RIKA
06-11-2005, 07:27 AM
SEX

RIKA :D

Magnum88C
06-11-2005, 09:26 AM
I'll agree with RIKA.
See, language would have begun back when men were men.
Women don't understand that men multitask much more than they do. Men typically think of at least 10 things at one time. It's just that 9 of them happen to be some kind of sex. So I'd believe that some sort of "sex", "f*ck", "bang", "wild mambo" (that's two words eh?) would be the first word.
Second would be "yes". Third would have been "no", followed shortly thereafter by the invention of the club, two weeks later, "Ugg and Glugg's Neolithic Dating Service" went into business, followed by advertisements posted all over the lithonet. . .:D

RIKA
06-11-2005, 12:34 PM
Somewhere in the middle of all that headache would have been invented. :D

RIKA

Wylycoyte
06-11-2005, 12:40 PM
Somewhere in the middle of all that headache would have been invented. :D

RIKA

Yeah, particularly after the invention of the club.

Magnum88C
06-11-2005, 02:39 PM
Somewhere in the middle of all that headache would have been invented. :D

RIKA

The concept would come about as an excuse for the "no".
The reality of the headache would shortly follow that of the club.

Theoretically, the actual word could come much, much later.

RIKA
06-11-2005, 03:59 PM
I bow to the man with superior verbiage.

RIKA :)

Smarter Gun
08-18-2005, 01:26 AM
:o How in the world did I miss this forum! I love this stuff. Now, I'll probably never shut up!

What do I honestly believe the first word was?


'NO!'

brass hammer
08-18-2005, 03:09 AM
the first spoken words amongst MAN/WOMAN[mind you now, they were NAKED!, AND WELL FED FROM THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE]
,,,,, adam, speakin' to eve,,,,,,STAND BACK,!!!!!!! AS I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW BIG THIS "THING" IS FIXIN' TO GET!!! :dgrin:

[i.e. hard-on]