THE BIG TEST... (adults only...NOT work safe ;) )

[Mad Mike]

...Did it work???

[Flinter]

Oh ya, it worked!

[krept]

ahh... I think I know what you are testing on this one ;)

I had to adjust the thread title on this one because some people (especially lurkers) probably surf at work where headlights could be a no-no.

:D
cheers

[RIKA]

Those things are all silicone. Fake! Fake! Fake!

RIKA

[Mad Mike]

Why RIKA, I have reviewed the above photo and I hnow for a fact that the gun in the above photo is not fake. It's not an air soft gun, a toy or other kid safe tool. It's totaly real, safe for adults, enjoyed by men more then women and is to be view in all its glory.... :dgrin:

[RIKA]

Why RIKA, I have reviewed the above photo and I hnow for a fact that the gun in the above photo is not fake. It's not an air soft gun, a toy or other kid safe tool. It's totaly real, safe for adults, enjoyed by men more then women and is to be view in all its glory.... :dgrin:

Oh! The gun of course. Why didn't I think of that?

RIKA :dgrin:

[brass hammer]

as the 'SCORPION' raises it's DEADLY/FRIGHTFUL stinger, ONCE AGAIN!
[down-boy,down!,,,,gee! baby, THANKS! :dgrin: ]

[KJUN]

Those things are all silicone. Fake! Fake! Fake!

RIKA

Typical answer: "Who cares? My hands are real?"

Besides, she has her finger on the trigger. Who could enjoy looking at a pose like that?

KJ

[T. Daves]

She's blonde, so it's not even loaded. :nyah:

[lucille]

.. :rolleyes: ............

[Flinter]

This thread poses the question;
What do you find attractive in the opposite sex?

This is my goddess. Jillian Barberie........fantastic personality (tv anyways), beautiful......fit........oh Lord is she fit! :dgrin:

[Coyote]

Fake breasts... some people think they look ok, and thats cool... but I will say this.

They are no fun in the sack. None.

[KJUN]

Nah, I think women that care THAT much about their superficial appearances would be no fun regardless of it they had fake or real breasts. I've never even given THAT type of woman more than the tim of day. Doesn't mean I don't like to look, but I enjoy nice works of art even though I don't have any interest in taking them home, either. :)

[krept]

What do you find attractive in the opposite sex?

When it comes down to physical, I dig hips.

Aside from the other obvious physical stuff... I like a quick wit, big heart, creativity or intelligence.

as far as an actual person... jessica alba is smokin hot. not gonna look for pics at work. For some reason though... I've had a crush on Jeannie (barbara eden) since I was a kid. don't know if it was the "yes, master" or the kickin outfit, but... ahhh... :D

cheers

[Mad Mike]

Oh, you mean RIKA... :dgrin:

[Mad Mike]

Aside from the other obvious physical stuff... I like a quick wit, big heart, creativity or intelligence.

Oh, you mean RIKA... :dgrin:

[krept]

notice the big word "OR" in there... :D (too much of a good thing and... well... )

I can mention Jessica Alba because my wife has the pip squeak Antonio Banderas. Other than that... I'm on a super duper short leash heh. As much as I love guns, post a pic of a lady working with steel and I'm sunk ;)

cheers

[brass hammer]

well, [ha!] i always liked them small enough so when i picked them up and inverted them for the 'pre-game' warm-up, i could still walk over to the fridge
for a cold beer! but hey! thats just me. :wavey:

i kinda always thought that "joey heatherton" was SMOKIN' HOT!
now i find my self strongly attracted to ALL THE 'FOX-NEWS' BABES!!!
[laura ingles #1, the new DARK TANNED HOTTIE#2 and 'greta-van' ALWAYS ! :dgrin:

[Wylycoyte]

What do you find attractive in the opposite sex?


This'll work.

[Mad Mike]

That is some kind of talent...

[RIKA]

Just for you guys out there when you REALLY want to make a statement. Feel free to copy it.

RIKA :D

[KJUN]

To try and remember an Opus quote from memory.... "You have no idea how much it hurts to do that."

[Wylycoyte]

Here's some I like, too.

[Mad Mike]

I like this much better...

[krept]

ding ding ding... we have a winner. hottie with a P7...

[RIKA]

That gal looks like she might actually be able to shoot.

RIKA

[KJUN]

That gal looks like she might actually be able to shoot.

RIKA

Feels like a heart shot.....

[Flinter]

This'll work.
Bwahahahahaahah.............. :rofl:

[Flinter]

well, [ha!] i always liked them small enough so when i picked them up and inverted them for the 'pre-game' warm-up, i could still walk over to the fridge for a cold beer! but hey! thats just me.

When I first met Mrs. Flinter she was 5'5" and 82 lbs.

I like 'em runway model thin myself.

[krept]

(still drooling uncontrollably) Mike, there's gotta be more from where she came from

[Mad Mike]

You asked, you shall receive...

[krept]

damn, man...

I mean it's eye candy for sure that she doesn't have fancy leaves on but there is so much more to those pics that make them bad ass that it's almost a damn shame.


(after a lot of thought)

Naahh.. I guess it ain't.


Even the weapons... I couldn't tell you what the rifle is but it's no "check it, homie" weapon like any sleazeball could have used as a prop. Subtle style. Do you know a guy named Oleg that runs thehighroad.org? Those pics look like his quality... but the weapon choices makes me think of it even more.

Thanks

cheers

[RIKA]

Looks like she is shooting a WW2 Soviet Tokarev.

RIKA

[Mad Mike]

...and give the Tiger Lady a cigar for being the first to ID the rifle... :dgrin:

[Magnum88C]

WOW!

Nothinhg like a hottie wearing nothing but boots and an SVT-40 (those aren't easy to get ahold of either!)

[Mad Mike]

...Any more requests...? :dgrin:

[Flinter]

I remember a couple of years ago a bunch of pics like this were floating around from some artist who specializes in pics of naked chics with guns.

I used to have his site on my favorites list, a computer crash took care of that.

Is this the same guy?

Daddy like!!

[Mad Mike]

...One of them, yes... :dgrin:

[Coyote]

Dude, don't stand there, hook us up! :dgrin:

[Hard Rock]

I saw a pic once of a stunning brunette girl with blue eyes wearing a red bandana holding an UZI (properly I might add) that really made my day. I don't know if it is appropriate to put here since it's a full frontal nude. I've been trying to find that pic now for over a year but haven't seen it since the one time.

Sigh.

I'm such a slave.

Mike

[Mad Mike]

Coyote, try this site for ya...http://www.fullautofun2.com/ or try this ;
www.black-rifles.com/forums/
If someone likes Uzi's, how about this...

[Wylycoyte]

Dear lord! Someone get that girl some mashed potatoes with extra butter, STAT!

[Mad Mike]

I take it you would like this better...?

[Wylycoyte]

Better yes, but still on the beanpole side.

Women, steaks, I like 'em both thick and juicy. :bird:

[Magnum88C]

If ya can see their ribs, they're too skinny.

[Coyote]

^ agreed

Thanks for the links, off to check them out

[Mad Mike]

For some of you who are into shooting buddies...

[RIKA]

Smart girls - no semi-autos. Hot brass on the bare chest is painful!

RIKA :D

[Mad Mike]

Have you done that before??? :dgrin:

[RIKA]

Have you done that before??? :dgrin:

Only once ... right down the old cleavage. :bawling: I learned to button up real quick.

RIKA

[Mad Mike]

I wish I could kiss that boo boo and make it all better for ya... :dgrin:

[brass hammer]

Only once ... right down the old cleavage. :bawling: I learned to button up real quick.

RIKA

:roflmao1: :roflmao1: :roflmao1: pretty funny, HOWARD DEAN! lil' sis'

as i can attest to HOT BRASS from my m-60 machine-gun gettin' within the
"no-want-it-there-zone",,,,IT WILL MAKE YOU FLINCH/CRINGE for a second, or two.[front and right square between the shoulder-blades]
:beer: :wavey:

[Mad Mike]

Speaking of hot... :dgrin:

[krept]

Mike has indexed the correct

[Mad Mike]

Or if that isn't hot enough for ya...

[RIKA]

Bad form to have finger inside of trigger guard but excellent photography.

RIKA

[Mad Mike]

OK RIKA, how about this...

[RIKA]

OK RIKA, how about this...

My goodness, the girl from U.N.C.L.E.

RIKA :D

[krept]

she's still flirtin around the trigger... she looks like she's trying to be gentle while the last Uzi one is more intentional. Still... not one fades the lady in the B&W pics... still :Ding

cheers

[Mad Mike]

Hows this for ya...

[Mad Mike]

But I like this best of all...

[Wylycoyte]

Great googly moogly! That'd make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window!

[brass hammer]

Great googly moogly! That'd make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window!


ur, ah! and RUN SCREAMING for the SALVATION of his SOUL![i'm sure] :dgrin:

[Mad Mike]

I've not yet seen a comment from our own pin-up RIKA on this subject... :dgrin:

[RIKA]

I've not yet seen a comment from our own pin-up RIKA on this subject... :dgrin:

What can I say? Must be a plastic gun in that "holster" else it would pull down to her ankles. Yeah guys, I know ... you wish. :D

RIKA :)

[Mad Mike]

:roflmao1: :roflmao1: :roflmao1:

[Mad Mike]

:roflmao1: :roflmao1: :roflmao1: You have us all figured out !!!

[brass hammer]

What can I say? Must be a plastic gun in that "holster" else it would pull down to her ankles. Yeah guys, I know ... you wish. :D

RIKA :)


THATS RIGHT,,FELLA'S! AS MY 'LIL'-SISTER, AIN'T ONLY GOOD-LOOKIN' !
SHE'S BEEN TRAINED IN THE 'ART' OF,,,"HOWARD DEAN"-DEFENSE.
AN YOU BOYS ARE STILL 'loserin' AS SHE'S DEEMED MUCH TO 'WORTHY' OF simple internet ploys of perverted poindexter cyber-craft!!!,,,,[ye bastards] :headbang:

[7of7]

What can I say? Must be a plastic gun in that "holster" else it would pull down to her ankles. Yeah guys, I know ... you wish. :D

RIKA :)
Must have done that the first set,... she is holding them up with her left hand!!! :dgrin:

[Mad Mike]

Here she is holding onto something more "noteable"

[Mad Mike]

This is the first time I did a posting where it got to seven pages worth of comments... :nyah: :nyah: :nyah:

[RIKA]

This is the first time I did a posting where it got to seven pages worth of comments... :nyah: :nyah: :nyah:

You did good. I think everybody got a bang out of it (pun intended).

RIKA :)

[Mad Mike]

I love you RIKA, you're my kind of gal... :dgrin:

[Paco]

comments hell, look at the views! :bird:

[Mad Mike]

Want more??? :dgrin:

[KJUN]

comments hell, look at the views! :bird:

No surprise. Porn sites make up, what, half of the traffic or content (or whatever they use to judge it) on the internet currently. Whatever the exact figure is, it was astounding to me. I guess there is need for one more site full of porn, though.

[Mad Mike]

what I post IS NOT PORN!!!! Ladys with guns is ARTFUL!!! and DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!! :hot: :hot: :hot:

[7of7]

what I post IS NOT PORN!!!! Ladys with guns is ARTFUL!!! and DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!! :hot: :hot: :hot:
Yeah!!! What he said!!!! :beer:

[Magnum88C]

what I post IS NOT PORN!!!! Ladys with guns is ARTFUL!!! and DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!! :hot: :hot: :hot:
Want more??? :dgrin:

Yeah man, post some more. Women & guns is art -- so long as they're not sticking something where it doesn't belong.

[Mad Mike]

And now for something new... :dgrin:

[Mad Mike]

A picture of my wife...

[RIKA]

She has pretty eyes.

RIKA

[Mad Mike]

That was ment as a joke RIKA, my wife looks nothing like her, all gloss and glam and little substance as far as I can tell... :dgrin:

[RIKA]

That was ment as a joke RIKA, my wife looks nothing like her, all gloss and glam and little substance as far as I can tell... :dgrin:

I knew it was a joke; was just trying to say something nice about her. :dgrin:

RIKA

[Wylycoyte]

my wife looks nothing like her, all gloss and glam and little substance as far as I can tell...

Then why'd you marry her? :-punch:

[Mad Mike]

Why do you think why??? :dgrin: :dgrin: :dgrin:

[Mad Mike]

My sister in law...

[RIKA]

Wow - shooters with hooters! :D

R-

[Mad Mike]

Just like yours RIKA, just like yours...... :dgrin:

[Mad Mike]

Does anyone want to see more of "Mikes girls"? if not, then this ends this tread..... :bawling:

[Magnum88C]

Dude, keep posting, the homosexuals should know enough to keep away by now :dgrin:

[Mad Mike]

OK, we have one vote to march on with "Mikes girls" anyone else?

[Rich Z]

I don't have any issues with it. But one question: What EXACTLY are you testing here? :laugh:

[Mad Mike]

Good taste? nawww, just a place to post pics outta sight of the little ones... :dgrin:

[krept]

Man, that lady with the P7 and rifle is still in a whole different league, IMO

[T. Daves]

Don't get me wrong, I like a little something left to the imagination, but the firearms are nice.

[Mad Mike]

Then we shall go on with "girls and guns" I only need YOU guys to show me what You have!!! (Picture wise that is...) :dgrin:

[Magnum88C]

I've already posted most of mine in various threads (many in RIKA's avatar selections).

:D

[RIKA]

How about this? (with thanks to Anodes)

RIKA

[Wylycoyte]

Then we shall go on with "girls and guns" I only need YOU guys to show me what You have!!! (Picture wise that is...) :dgrin:

Most of my pics are of just girls....but here goes.

[Wylycoyte]

I don't have any issues with it. But one question: What EXACTLY are you testing here? :laugh:

Peripheral circulation and cardiovascular health, I think.

[Mad Mike]

This is how I think of RIKA...

[Rich Z]

Peripheral circulation and cardiovascular health, I think.

I once heard a guy make a statement while looking at a nice looking babe that always stuck in my mind. This is said with a wistful sigh.... "Retinal massage...." :)

[Mad Mike]

I like the retro look...

[Mad Mike]

It's hot out there...

[KJUN]

This is how I think of RIKA...

I'm sorry, but some of y'all are confusing the issue between a joke and boderline stalking in my opibion. :argue:

Personally, I try not to think of ANYONE I meet on the internet naked. :nyah:

[Mad Mike]

I only think of RIKA as hot and sexy!!! :dgrin:

[RIKA]

I'm sorry, but some of y'all are confusing the issue between a joke and boderline stalking in my opibion. :argue:

Personally, I try not to think of ANYONE I meet on the internet naked. :nyah:

Its okay; I know Mike is just joking so no offense taken. You all know that if I get upset about something then you will hear about it.

RIKA

[Mad Mike]

That's my gal, I love ya RIKA.... :dgrin:
By the way RIKA, what do you think of the "retro" pic ???

[RIKA]

By the way RIKA, what do you think of the "retro" pic ???

She reminds me very much of Jane Russell. Very well posed photo. Since I have the other equipment I want her sixshooter. :dgrin: She ought to keep her finger off the trigger though.

RIKA

[7of7]

...Since I have the other equipment ...
RIKA
Rika has a leather skirt!! Rika has a leather skirt!! or was that what you were talking about? :dgrin:
7

[Mad Mike]

Combat ready.... :dgrin:

[Mad Mike]

Cowboy style...

[Mad Mike]

Call of the wild...

[Mad Mike]

Ready for combat...

[Wylycoyte]

Ready for combat...


And that's not all!

[Mad Mike]

Come guys (and gals too) show me some of your pics under this thread...

[Mad Mike]

What!? no one has any pics of women and guns? well I guess it's up to me then...

[Mad Mike]

She's ready....are you???

[Magnum88C]

Do you have a subscription to actiongirls?

[Mad Mike]

No, why do you ask? if YOU have any photos to share, please do... :dgrin:

[tara bear]

.. :rolleyes: ............

i agree with you, ( it's cutefaces, from fauna!!, i hope this is who i think it is!!!)

[Wylycoyte]

i agree with you, ( it's cutefaces, from fauna!!, i hope this is who i think it is!!!)

Welcome, Tara! So nice to see a new face around here!

[KJUN]

Welcome, Tara! So nice to see a new face around here!


That image is from one of the best movies ever in my opinion.

[Coyote]

^^^

I didn't get a Harrumph outta that guy...

[Wylycoyte]

^^^

I didn't get a Harrumph outta that guy...


Give the Governor a "harrumph!"

[Coyote]

Yeah... nothing beats Mel Brooks dressed up like a Plains Indian though. :eatpointe

i agree with you,

http://www.armslocker.com/forums/showthread.php?t=34569

Hypocrisy is the act of pretending to have morals or virtues that one does not truly possess or practice. The word derives from the late Latin hypocrisis and Greek hupokrisis both meaning play-acting or pretence. The word is arguably derived from hypo- meaning under, + krinein meaning to decide/to dispute. A classic example of a hypocritical act is to denounce another for carrying out some action while carrying out the same action oneself.

[Wylycoyte]

Hypocrite is such an ugly word. I much prefer strumpet or jezebel!