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now ,set on back an let me tell, a little sunday afternoon DESERT STOMP!
well, friend[an' foes] it all started when my girl friend[MISS COLLEEN] started draging an ol' pussy cat home from the 'rentals'[we lived in a medium,so to speak] any way the 'cat' and MY 'LAB'[WHO I'VE TRAINED TO ATTACK,sometimes] just didn't get along!
after a few days of the cat 'hiding'an the dog 'huntin' the cat CLAWD/TAGGED my dogs right eye[as I boldly stated if that cat claws my dogs eyes, i'll cut off it's head, which i stated from the onset,AND PLAY 'FETCH' IN THE FRONT YARD WITH IT'S HEAD WITH 'JACK']
well my hound being what 'he' is! an the 'cat' being what ''it'' is !
things came to a HEAD[i don't speak lightly,mind you] within a couple of days .
and the cat drew blood on my buddies eye, and the 'war'was on [one i was ill -prepared to win, being as pussy-whipped as never before! but pussy aint
everything an' a man WILL HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE[AND A GOOD HUNTIN' DOGS A START]!!!!
now the good part of the 'TAIL'[ha!] the girlfriend had 'CUT' ME OFF
for about 3 days over the eye ball /cat ruckas an i was as pissed as she was
about the whole deal[my dog, is my dog!]
so after about [3] days of me givin' her the sileint[s.p] treatment
i had enough, an took a [2]quart canteen,[3] 30round M-193 mags
and my favorite,a K-2style [A.R.TYPE RIFLE] and 'jack' and SPLIT[for the day! :laugh01: ,were not crazy,jack and I] :dgrin:
well, after hammering 50miles to a spot i've always liked[i knew it before i knew her[and her 'cat']
it's an old indian 'hill' i found. an 'jack' an i topped the crest, what do you think we smelled?..... it was strong....[i thought cougar/mt.lion, and prepped as such] well, we hunted hard for 200yards just wantin' to find the soruce[s.p.] of the stench on that 'indian hill'
jack,an i hunted them tall boulders[the den] real careful [ha! like 'you' would'nt]
wel;l friends, if you would like to hear who played who with who's head that evening [it is a funny /cool tale!] i might be inclined to post the second half!
[NO DEAD MEXICANS! WILL EVER BE MENTIONED in my happy tales]
well, friend[an' foes] it all started when my girl friend[MISS COLLEEN] started draging an ol' pussy cat home from the 'rentals'[we lived in a medium,so to speak] any way the 'cat' and MY 'LAB'[WHO I'VE TRAINED TO ATTACK,sometimes] just didn't get along!
after a few days of the cat 'hiding'an the dog 'huntin' the cat CLAWD/TAGGED my dogs right eye[as I boldly stated if that cat claws my dogs eyes, i'll cut off it's head, which i stated from the onset,AND PLAY 'FETCH' IN THE FRONT YARD WITH IT'S HEAD WITH 'JACK']
well my hound being what 'he' is! an the 'cat' being what ''it'' is !
things came to a HEAD[i don't speak lightly,mind you] within a couple of days .
and the cat drew blood on my buddies eye, and the 'war'was on [one i was ill -prepared to win, being as pussy-whipped as never before! but pussy aint
everything an' a man WILL HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE[AND A GOOD HUNTIN' DOGS A START]!!!!
now the good part of the 'TAIL'[ha!] the girlfriend had 'CUT' ME OFF
for about 3 days over the eye ball /cat ruckas an i was as pissed as she was
about the whole deal[my dog, is my dog!]
so after about [3] days of me givin' her the sileint[s.p] treatment
i had enough, an took a [2]quart canteen,[3] 30round M-193 mags
and my favorite,a K-2style [A.R.TYPE RIFLE] and 'jack' and SPLIT[for the day! :laugh01: ,were not crazy,jack and I] :dgrin:
well, after hammering 50miles to a spot i've always liked[i knew it before i knew her[and her 'cat']
it's an old indian 'hill' i found. an 'jack' an i topped the crest, what do you think we smelled?..... it was strong....[i thought cougar/mt.lion, and prepped as such] well, we hunted hard for 200yards just wantin' to find the soruce[s.p.] of the stench on that 'indian hill'
jack,an i hunted them tall boulders[the den] real careful [ha! like 'you' would'nt]
wel;l friends, if you would like to hear who played who with who's head that evening [it is a funny /cool tale!] i might be inclined to post the second half!
[NO DEAD MEXICANS! WILL EVER BE MENTIONED in my happy tales]
