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Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance:

1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem... kick their ass.

2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest... kick their ass.

3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.

4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass kicking (children are exempt).

6) If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard non military, inform them of their mistake...and kick their ass.

7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your ass will be kicked.

8) Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her...of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass kicking.

9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her nomination for "Woman of the Year" and get your ass kicked.

10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in Chief. The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those "representatives" meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your ass already.)

11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably kick your ass!

12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me . if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ass.

13) Flyboy (Air Force), Jar Head (Marines), Grunt (Army), Squid (Navy) etc, are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Could get your ass kicked.

14) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember that there are, literally, thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.

You go Ken!
Never know what it's like until you are military, or military related.

Wish me luck, I just got my call to go as a volunteer with the casualty assistance teams at Camp Lejeune. Never have had to use this training, sure hope I don't screw up.


Spent the day yesterday providing casualty assistance to those left behind. Gonna do the same today.
Does any one even think about what these guys were getting paid when they gave up their lives for freedom? Most military personnel are making much less than civilians.

Our military personnel are dying for their principles, dedication and freedom.

We don't all agree with the war, but at least agree the guys need the support!

Personally, I think that every President should have served in the military. As the Native Amercians say, never know a man until you have walked a mile in his moccasins.

Bless all troops,

you are right it is not about the money,,, i was in Rotc in high school.. and joined the reserves to go to college,,, the price the soldiers are paying today, is not for personal gain,,, not for monetary gain,,, but for the betterment of society and for the freedom we love so much,,, it literally sickens me to see the protests in the streets,,, like in NY a few days ago,,, Here our men and women are fighting for the Iraqi freedom,,, our countries freedom,, and most of all for there lives,,, and these idiots have nothing better to do than get out in the streets,,, when they could be using the negative energy to help the red cross get food to the starving people of iraq, or give there time somewhere it can make a difference, if they were really worried about the people of iraq and the horrors of war... but no they would rather stad in the streets and wave banners and signs that sicken most of the population,,, so i don't believe the majority of the people in the streets care about the iraqi people, i think they just need a cause to believe in, and this was available,,,, i think 60 minutes 2 proved the point when they interviewed the high school kids... and asked them simple questions like "who is the leader on iraq?"
and they could not even get that right... I for one applaud what you are doing,,,, and if I get my marching papers,, i know i will be glad to help defend my country,, after all we stand for "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Hapiness,,," and i think those are worth fighting for,,,
A coward can hold a sign,,, but it takes a Man to defend his countries freedom with a gun...!




Ken Harbart,

Thank you for the comment on the United States Coast Guard.
I served 6 years in the USCG.
Not many people realize the role of the USCG.

Scott Cook
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