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A pair of aliens land their craft outside of a ******* desert gas station. No one is around as it's late at night and everyone is drunk down at the county hay romp.

The aliens disembark their spacecraft and one fo the aliens approaches the gas pumps and says "Take me to your leader."

Of course, the pump does not answer, so the alien says once more, "Take me to your leader."

The pump, being onery, still does not answer.
Getting pissed, the alien draws his ray gun, points it at the pump and yells "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!"
The second alien warns him, "I wouldn't do that if I were you."

The first alien, turning back to the pump screams at the top of his gills ""TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!"
Infuriated at the pump's lack of response, he shoots it with his ray gun.
The gas pump, of course, explodes, throwing burning gas and shrapnel all over the place, launching the aline 300 feet from the pump.
The second alien walks up and asks him if he's all right.
The first alien picks himself up, dusts himself off, and replies "Yes, but how did you know that was going to happen?"
The second alien replies "Any guy that has a dick long enough to wrap it around his body twice and stick it in his ear has GOT to be bad!"
 

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Printed it to show to some of my man friends. I love it!

RIKA :D
 
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