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A man calls the patent office and asks, "what do I have to do to get something patented?"
The gentleman at the patent office asks, "what are you looking to patent?"
The man says, " I have invented an apple that tastes just like
pu--y!"
Patent officer says "That's ridiculous! There is no way to make an apple taste like p--sy!"
The man says, "I swear to God, let me come down there and you can be the first to try it!"
The man enters the patent office, proudly carrying his apple. "Here, give it a try" he says.
The patent officer takes a bite of the apple and nearly throws up!
"Oh....Ugh...That does not taste like p--sy! That tastes like sh-t!
Oh, Im sorry the man says, "here turn it around."
 
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