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Ve haf come by zum intelligence today concerning a conspiracy you all must be avare of.

A dozen subversive water bottle were taken in for interrogation and reeducation today. Seems the capitalist swine have become too lazy to refill themselves, and ve had to find out vhere dis recalitrance vas picked up from. No information was divulged directly from the interrogations, so the insurrectionist bottles were force fed water until they could hold no more. They were then lined up to be properly shot as enemas of the state.

This is vhere ve found ze conspiracy. Apparently ze vater bottles vere in cahoots vid de flying soda bottle confederacy. Ve had to hit the ground as our sophisticated .45 caliber AA guns shot down ze flying soda can commando teams zat arrived to rescue their insurrectionist co-conspirators.

Ve of course gave ze vater bottles a proper firing squad. One 7.62x54mm 203-gr bullet per traitor. Perhaps ze next batch of vater bottles vill be more diligent in there filling duties.
 

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You most haf gained ze intelligence via a leak. After ze questions it vaz apparent that their stories wouldn't hold water. Ve must remember that control of ze bottles and cans puts a drain on our resources. Col. Klink says ve must put them in the cooler and freeze their activities for good.

Heil!

RIKA :D
 

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Being that the temperature here today is in the twenties(F) dis did not stop de executions! Ve took out all zee traitors and tied then to steeeeeeeeeeeeeel plates at 25 meters. After they vere gifen der blessing, day vere all executed vith 100 rds uf .44 magnum. Not vun survifed!!
 

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Verr gutt Herr Garand. You gafe dem der holey rites!

RIKA
 

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It iz a conspiiiiiiiiracy I tell you! Ze steel plates are in league vid ze soda cans too! It iiiz only a matter of time before ze steeeeeel plates must be shot out of ze air too! Und zey vill come at you such that you must shot zem out of ze air three at a tim in less zan vaan point five zeconds!

Seig heil mein fraulein!
 

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Ach, zis iz pointless. Am I to uunterztand zat you haf interrogated zees bottles wifout use of a tymer? Nein! Only a .460 snotnose vill perform for zees mission. You haf failed! Ve haf vays of making you talk, but for you, ze var is over!
 
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"All your soda can are belonging to us!"
 

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You may shoot zee soda, but zee Barley Pop vill be disposed uff kvite diverently, let me azure you.

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