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I can just see Melvin downing a can of Red Bull thinking it'll be just like the commercial then trying to sling 150+lbs of gear and beef.
Promptly landing on his ass and rupturing several other discs in his already jacked up back. Then screaming as load a tornado siren.
I can just imagine about a few days later his body on display at a remote crossroads, mounted Vlad III style, with a sign saying- Warning: This is how we handle murderers and thieves!
With a couple of buzzards staggering around puking from eating his pharmaceutical infused flesh.
Promptly landing on his ass and rupturing several other discs in his already jacked up back. Then screaming as load a tornado siren.
I can just imagine about a few days later his body on display at a remote crossroads, mounted Vlad III style, with a sign saying- Warning: This is how we handle murderers and thieves!
With a couple of buzzards staggering around puking from eating his pharmaceutical infused flesh.
