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rocks,and a LITTLE trip. Get to laugh at ol' GK forever. what's holding you BACK,hmm? You are SO skilled with that slingshot, have so MANY PERFECTLY round rocks all stored-up. :) I"ll buy another CAR kit with your $500.,and laugh at YOU, and you KNOW it.
 

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How about a more modest bet - $50. I'll use my own slingshot with steel ball bearings. The distance is 15ft and I get 3 shots. Now the target ... you drop your pants and shorts and bend over and spread your cheeks. I'll aim at that little brown pucker. How about it Melvin? You a chicken punk or what?

(Now theres a bet worth losing!

RIKA :D
 

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rocks,and a LITTLE trip. Get to laugh at ol' GK forever. what's holding you BACK,hmm? You are SO skilled with that slingshot, have so MANY PERFECTLY round rocks all stored-up. :) I"ll buy another CAR kit with your $500.,and laugh at YOU, and you KNOW it.
Except your bet is stupid - more drama fro the drama queen.

how about I spend one day with my slingshot and my ammo for it. If I fail to kill 5 rabbits, you win. If I kill 5 rabbits using the slingshot, you lose and you shut up and get off the internet.

that is a far more realistic bet, under actual hunting conditions - particularly since it involves an actual kill zone, not some made up crap that you came up with.

Of course, this will have to be in my AO. I would not make any claims about your AO.

Plus, you'd have to prove you had the money.

But, like so many other bets you've made, I don't expect this one to go anywhere...

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Come ON, punk, $5000 EASY $, slingshot
For one, old, aging, eyesight failing, aches everywhere, falling apart, 'punk', you've never stood up for a bet yet and YOU don't have $5K. Though, I'd be surprised is hundreds of people didn't show up for the spectacle, maybe you could charge admission and pose for photos. Your face would be a permanent fixture on the web after that one. :)

Second, I don't stoop to such lower class foolishness, let alone do I have the time to drive out to Middle of Nowhere Colorado.

Thirdly, you'd be in for one heck of a shock since the ammo I usually use with my slingshot is lead 000 buckshot balls and glass marbles.

Rocks? Yeah, you can acumulate proper rocks, just takes a while.

Don't always need a smooth projectile. Many, many summers ago at scout camp this mouthy fat f^ck who's dad was the local rich guy in town didn't know when to shut his mouth. So I bit off 1/2 of an Oreo and fired the other half into his face from about 20ft away. I think it was still doing about Mach4 when it hit him because the cookie kind of vaporized. He tried to rat me out after he quit screaming and clutching his face. :)
 

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Ho hum, another fantasy bet.
 

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How about a more modest bet - $50. I'll use my own slingshot with steel ball bearings. The distance is 15ft and I get 3 shots. Now the target ... you drop your pants and shorts and bend over and spread your cheeks. I'll aim at that little brown pucker. How about it Melvin? You a chicken punk or what?

(Now theres a bet worth losing!

RIKA :D
I'll give you the $50. :wavey:
 

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no, punk, you SAID you could use ROCKS. if you can CARRY ball bearings, punk, you can ALSO carry more .22lr AMMO, punk. The slingshot was supposed to SAVE your carry load punk. I've GOT the $5k, I KEEP it in the bank, JUST so I can call clowns like you on your BULL<font color=red>*</font><font color=red>*</font><font color=red>*</font><font color=red>*</font>. You aint coming, cause you know you'd LOSE,punk. I have NEVER not showed up some place I SAID I'd be, and you can come to Durango ANY TIME, punk. :)
 

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you can look until HELL freezes over, and you will NEVER find even ONE perfectly round rock, punk. As a kid, I spent HUNDREDS of hours on such searches, so I KNOW. YOU ARE FOS, and I CAUGHT you at it, that's your bs problem. Just like I caught you at your bs and your claimed "need" of .5" grouping with .22 rifle, at 50m, in order to forage successfully. If you can't hit 1" mark at 50m, with your ball bearings,you can't forage successfully, with THOSE either ,by your OWN bs claims, punk.
 

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u aint MAN enough to admit you were fos claiming that even 3" at 50m aint PLENTY of accuracy for foraging, and now you are STUCK, punk. quit insultiing everyone's intelligence, ok? We've ALL had HUNDREDS of opportunities to take small game, at 50 FEET and less,much less 50m, and the chest circle of a rabbit is 3", not .5". :)
 

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All this blather and all I can see is that plump red rosey. Wonderful target. Wonder why he wouldn't take my bet? Crud. I'd probably be laughing so hard that I couldn't hit it anyway.

RIKA :D
 

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I've seen a lot of silly sh^t and macho poser 'bets', but a 'slingshot bet', that THAT is priceless.

GK, yes, I can do it with rocks. Is it 100% guaranteed? No. Welcome to the world of primitive skills.

Your assumption that primitive skills style hunting, like with a rock, can be wagered in a match like gun can shows just how little you really know about wilderness survival and primitive skills.

BTW, did you also know a slingshot can be used to launch homemade darts and arrows? Golly, that must be a shock to your brain, huih?

You talk at length about Tom Brown, but you've NEVER put any of his skills into practice. Basically, you don't know sh^t.

The FACT is that you didn't catch anyone at anything simply because NO ONE believes for a second that you'll ever follow through on one of your 'bets', because you've pushed to make them and then backed out, MANY TIMES.

You also bank on NO ONE wanting to just drop everything and drive 1000+ miles to Backwater, CO.

Also, you have to face that fact that NO ONE believes for a second that you actually have $5K in the bank or that you will pay up on any of your little 'bets'.
 
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