For one, old, aging, eyesight failing, aches everywhere, falling apart, 'punk', you've never stood up for a bet yet and YOU don't have $5K. Though, I'd be surprised is hundreds of people didn't show up for the spectacle, maybe you could charge admission and pose for photos. Your face would be a permanent fixture on the web after that one.GK said:Come ON, punk, $5000 EASY $, slingshot
Second, I don't stoop to such lower class foolishness, let alone do I have the time to drive out to Middle of Nowhere Colorado.
Thirdly, you'd be in for one heck of a shock since the ammo I usually use with my slingshot is lead 000 buckshot balls and glass marbles.
Rocks? Yeah, you can acumulate proper rocks, just takes a while.
Don't always need a smooth projectile. Many, many summers ago at scout camp this mouthy fat f^ck who's dad was the local rich guy in town didn't know when to shut his mouth. So I bit off 1/2 of an Oreo and fired the other half into his face from about 20ft away. I think it was still doing about Mach4 when it hit him because the cookie kind of vaporized. He tried to rat me out after he quit screaming and clutching his face.