[mrostov]

Come ON, punk, $5000 EASY $, slingshot

For one, old, aging, eyesight failing, aches everywhere, falling apart, 'punk', you've never stood up for a bet yet and YOU don't have $5K. Though, I'd be surprised is hundreds of people didn't show up for the spectacle, maybe you could charge admission and pose for photos. Your face would be a permanent fixture on the web after that one.

Second, I don't stoop to such lower class foolishness, let alone do I have the time to drive out to Middle of Nowhere Colorado.

Thirdly, you'd be in for one heck of a shock since the ammo I usually use with my slingshot is lead 000 buckshot balls and glass marbles.

Rocks? Yeah, you can acumulate proper rocks, just takes a while.

Don't always need a smooth projectile. Many, many summers ago at scout camp this mouthy fat f^ck who's dad was the local rich guy in town didn't know when to shut his mouth. So I bit off 1/2 of an Oreo and fired the other half into his face from about 20ft away. I think it was still doing about Mach4 when it hit him because the cookie kind of vaporized. He tried to rat me out after he quit screaming and clutching his face.

 

[mrostov]

I've seen a lot of silly sh^t and macho poser 'bets', but a 'slingshot bet', that THAT is priceless.

GK, yes, I can do it with rocks. Is it 100% guaranteed? No. Welcome to the world of primitive skills.

Your assumption that primitive skills style hunting, like with a rock, can be wagered in a match like gun can shows just how little you really know about wilderness survival and primitive skills.

BTW, did you also know a slingshot can be used to launch homemade darts and arrows? Golly, that must be a shock to your brain, huih?

You talk at length about Tom Brown, but you've NEVER put any of his skills into practice. Basically, you don't know sh^t.

The FACT is that you didn't catch anyone at anything simply because NO ONE believes for a second that you'll ever follow through on one of your 'bets', because you've pushed to make them and then backed out, MANY TIMES.

You also bank on NO ONE wanting to just drop everything and drive 1000+ miles to Backwater, CO.

Also, you have to face that fact that NO ONE believes for a second that you actually have $5K in the bank or that you will pay up on any of your little 'bets'.