.......and the clown pants with the AR-15 outline won't attract ANY attention?
Trying to hide an AR-15 in your pants is like something out of Monty Python.
"I say there, is THAT an assault rifle in your pants?"
"No, no, not at all, that's the support hydraulics for my prosthetic penis."
"You have a prosthetic penis?"
"Why, yes, I accidently shot it off. Missed my toe that time though."
"Oh, yes, good to keep those toes, eh?"