[Guest]

Classic song lyrics for the ages...


-When you're climbin up a ladder and you feel something splatter.
Diarhea cha-cha...Diarhea..
-When you're slidin into home and your pants get filled with foam.
Diarhea cha-cha...Diarhea
-When you're sitting in a chair and you've got soggy butt hair.
Diarhea cha-cha...Diarhea
-When you pick up the phone and your bowels start to moan.
Diarhea cha-cha...Diarhea
-When you're trying to show some class but it's dripping out your a$$.
Diarhea cha-cha...Diarhea
-When you're walking through the zoo with squishy underoos.
Diarhea cha-cha...Diarhea
-When you're runnin from the cops but they follow the trail of plops.
Diarhea cha-cha...Diarhea
-If you try to take a poo and you get nothing but goo.
Diarhea cha-cha...Diarhea
-When you're sittin on the toilet and it sounds like somethin boilin.
Diarhea cha-cha...Diarhea
-When you take a turn and your butthole starts to burn.
Diarhea cha-cha...Diarhea
-If you're running into class and you've GOTTA take a smash.
Diarhea cha-cha...Diarhea
-Next time you take a poop...
and you get nothing but soup...
now you know the cause...
so you BETTER drop those draws...

DIARHEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


...and for those that wonder, YES my job is very boring, and NO I'm not suffering from a case of the green apple splatters.

 

[Guest]

sad....

...whats sadder is that when I saw the subject I first thought of Beavis and Buttheads "Ode to Daria"...you know, "Diarhea, cha cha cha...uh huh huhhuhhuh uhhh...hehe, peace Chris

 

[Guest]

beavis

beavis and butthead kicked ass!!!! i love that show, best thing since archie


anyone know of peedeereptiles!!!!