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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor
asked
>>her
>>>what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt
>and
>>>the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally
>picked
>>>up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
>>> "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But... what
>>happened
>>>to your other ear?"
>>> "The jerk called back."