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Q: What do you call a frenchman marching into Bagdad?
A: A salesman.
Q: Why does the Champs Elysees have no curves at all?
A: Because Germans like to march in straight lines.
Q: Why does the Champs Elysees have street lights?
A: Because Germans don't like to march in the dark.
Q: Why did they plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A: So the Germans could march in the shade.
A French zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very cranky and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorilla species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Pierre, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Pierre, it was rumoured, had the ability to satisfy any female, but he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Pierre was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for five hundred Francs? Pierre showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Pierre announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union."
The zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what about the third condition. "Well," said Pierre, "you've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred Francs."
Q: What's the difference between French women and werewolves?
A: The French women are slightly less hairy, but the werewolves smell better!
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A: A salesman.
Q: Why does the Champs Elysees have no curves at all?
A: Because Germans like to march in straight lines.
Q: Why does the Champs Elysees have street lights?
A: Because Germans don't like to march in the dark.
Q: Why did they plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A: So the Germans could march in the shade.
A French zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very cranky and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorilla species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Pierre, an employee responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Pierre, it was rumoured, had the ability to satisfy any female, but he wasn't very bright. So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Pierre was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for five hundred Francs? Pierre showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Pierre announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union."
The zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what about the third condition. "Well," said Pierre, "you've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred Francs."
Q: What's the difference between French women and werewolves?
A: The French women are slightly less hairy, but the werewolves smell better!
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