A well-known Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral,
with many of his fellow MDs in attendance. A huge heart covered in
flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral -- I'm a Gynecologist!"
At that point, the Proctologist fainted...
with many of his fellow MDs in attendance. A huge heart covered in
flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral -- I'm a Gynecologist!"
At that point, the Proctologist fainted...