While I didn't think the referenced joke was that funny, I do have to thank you for providing the link to the site. Now if i could figure out a way to squeze and extra 2 hours out of the day I might be able to enjoy it.
My favorite that I found
The mind of a six-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story. One
day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and
said,"The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then
asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer
said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said,
"I think he said: "Holy ****! A
talking chicken!"