Do you know what you call two IRISH gay guys??
Patrick FitzGerald
and
Gerald FitzPatrick!
Two gay guys are eating dinner at a restaurant.... all of a sudden, one of them gets a piece of meat lodged in his throat.... immediately, the other gay guy runs around to the back of him.... pulls down his pants.... and starts licking his butt!.... The piece of food dislodges and shoots out of the gay guy's mouth.... he turns around and thanks the other gay guy for saving his life.... the other gay guy says...., "See!.... I told you that hineylick maneuver would work!"
....Neil