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Been reading back over the last ten or twenty pages to see what I've missed. I've got to admit some of John's post are entertaining. Kind of like watching Monty Pythons Flying Circus sometimes its so stupid its funny. I paticularly like the post with 28grs of powder in a winchester case, the picture of the case with 27grs in it makes it painfully clear how nuts John is.
 

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Know whats really funny, at least to me. The way he takes himself sooo seriously. He actually thinks that he is the master and that we should hang on his every word. IMO any person who takes him/her self that seriously and can never laugh at themselves is a very boring and probably very unhappy person.

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yes, a traffic accident involving one of those circus clown cars...funny, sad, surreal.

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"It's kind of like looking at a traffic accident."

More like seeing a squirrel being run over by a train....
 

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On some of these preachings about 'shtf' I sometimes expect a chorus of Monty Python's 'Spam' song to break out.

Spam Song
by Monty Python

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, badon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
 

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Guy, you have clearly seen that too many times...

Although it is right up there with the "What have you got without so much rat in it?" restaurant skit they used to do... :)
 

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GLUTTEN

I've used the word " surreal " to describe the exchanges on this board before and if anything this has only become more pronounced. We have one guy, who to be fair does or did have a large amount of gun knowledge, who seems to thrive on being clobbered. Then we have a dedicated group of attackers who have chased him all over the net for years thereby turning him into an internet legend complete with song and storys dedicated to or starring their obsession. ( see Patriot Network )
When does the comic book and the Gunkid action figure come out ?
 

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BURT said:
I've used the word " surreal " to describe the exchanges on this board before and if anything this has only become more pronounced. We have one guy, who to be fair does or did have a large amount of gun knowledge, who seems to thrive on being clobbered. Then we have a dedicated group of attackers who have chased him all over the net for years thereby turning him into an internet legend complete with song and storys dedicated to or starring their obsession. ( see Patriot Network )
When does the comic book and the Gunkid action figure come out ?

that, bert! was a fuckin' cool post :laugh01: :laugh:

THE ACTION FIGURE! :roflmao1: :roflmao1: :roflmao1:

with dented belt buckle/hole in foot/play action hemroids

this is hillarious[sp] with ACTION fat belly/nut crushing grip/long range vison
of 10 meters[standard]

i need to quit! hell, i kinda like the OL'BOY[MISTER 160]


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Before this gets completely out of hand,remember this....."Thereis ALMOST no cannibalism in the Arms locker Forums....
 

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How come you started another thread for this?? I spell well enough to have a real job and not be on SSI. ass
 

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you can't even spell "you" or "are", by that standard, no one should believe anything you say.


Oh, wait, no one believes what you say. . .
 

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No, nothing got deleted. I just merged the two threads together. I sometimes will do that if I see the need to do so....... :)
 

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I could argue that since there was a seperate thread and that thread no longer exists than it did in fact get deleted, but that point is a little ethereal for me.

I like a little more meat to sink my teeth into.

I like the merging tactic though.

Too bad it would be a full time job given certain posting styles.
 

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Rich,
I noticed you "flirting" with moderation, there. Careful of your blood pressure! I have to constantly monitor mine.
SatCong (hypertensive)
 
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