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When you have had one of those take-this-job-and-shove-it days, try

On your way home after work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.

Change into comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the
package containing the thermometer, remove the thermometer, and
carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become
chipped or broken.

Read the material that accompanies the thermometer; you will notice in
small print the statement that "every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip
is PERSONALLY tested."

Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I
do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."
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