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1)At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
> >>hair dryer at passing cars see if they slow down.
> >>
> >>2)Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
> >>
> >>3)Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with
> >>that.
> >>
> >>4)Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
> >>
> >>5)Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over
> >>their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
> >>
> >>6)In the memo field of all your check stubs, write " FOR SEXUAL FAVORS".
> >>
> >>7)Finish all your sentences with "In accordance wit! h the prophecy".
> >>
> >>8)Dont use any punctuation
> >>
> >>9)As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> >>
> >>10)Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
> >>
> >>11)Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
> >>
> >>12)Sing along at the opera.
> >>
> >>13)Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
> >>
> >>14)Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
> >>sounds all day.
> >>
> >>15)Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
> >>because you're not in the mood.
> >>
> >>16)Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
> >>
> >>17)When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won!" "3rd
> >>time this week!!!"
> >>
> >>18)When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling
> >>"Run for your lives, they're loose!"
> >>
> >>19)Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to
> >>have to let one of you go".
 
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