[Ankeny]

I wish I could enter a pissing duel. But my prostrate is the size of a softball and I am doing good just to keep my shoes dry.

 

[ASPHALT COWBOY]

Try wearing smaller shoes....

 

[Stillwater]

I wish I could enter a pissing duel. But my prostrate is the size of a softball and I am doing good just to keep my shoes dry.

Ron, that is one of the joys of growing old gracefully. A friend of mine whom is about three years younger than i am, urinates on a bush to keep it off of his shoes, when we are out hunting. I feel sorry for the guy.

 

[Aslan]

I'd rather piss on my shoes than piss my life away and end up a bitter shell of a man.

Count your blessings and the good decisions you've made in life.

:devil: