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·But anyway...
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.
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·jewish
how was the grand canyon formed?
a jew dropped a quarter in a gopher hole
how was the grand canyon formed?
a jew dropped a quarter in a gopher hole
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·How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny.
Two Jews fighting over a penny.
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·What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
You can get a canoe to tip.
You can get a canoe to tip.
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·Rob.... Offend me??? Are you NUTS?? NOTHING offends ME!!
I might be Jewish, but, I'm so reformed, my Rabbi's a part-time PORK distributor!!
Why do Jews make the best Football players? They're the only one's that can get that "Quarter back"!
Jewish Foreplay?
Two hours of pleading and begging!...
Italian Foreplay?
Snap your fingers and point DOWN!....
Black Foreplay?
Don't scream and nobody gets hurt!....
Polish Foreplay?
It's IN already!
The Jewish mafia is....
"La Kosher Nostra"!
Why do Jewish men get circumsized?
Because Jewish women want 20% off everything!
I knew a guy that had a job circumsizing elephants! The pay wasn't too good, but the TIPS were big!
....Neil
I might be Jewish, but, I'm so reformed, my Rabbi's a part-time PORK distributor!!
Why do Jews make the best Football players? They're the only one's that can get that "Quarter back"!
Jewish Foreplay?
Two hours of pleading and begging!...
Italian Foreplay?
Snap your fingers and point DOWN!....
Black Foreplay?
Don't scream and nobody gets hurt!....
Polish Foreplay?
It's IN already!
The Jewish mafia is....
"La Kosher Nostra"!
Why do Jewish men get circumsized?
Because Jewish women want 20% off everything!
I knew a guy that had a job circumsizing elephants! The pay wasn't too good, but the TIPS were big!
....Neil
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·What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess and Jello?
Jello moves when you eat it.
Jello moves when you eat it.
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·How do you know when a Jewish American Princess has an orgasm?
She drops her nail file!
Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
You didn't think they could fit all of that sh-t into a sneaker did you?
Why are Italians called Whops?
That's the sound sh-t makes when it hits the wall!
She drops her nail file!
Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
You didn't think they could fit all of that sh-t into a sneaker did you?
Why are Italians called Whops?
That's the sound sh-t makes when it hits the wall!
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·What does an Italian helicopter sound like?
*** *** *** *** *** *** ***.
*** *** *** *** *** *** ***.
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·Dennis.... I know it was a joke, but.... the REAL reason Italians are nicknamed **** (and this is for REAL), is because when a lot of them went through Ellis Island after coming to America, they didn't have the proper paperwork with them, so the Government stamped their forms, *** (WITHOUT PAPERS).... and that is actually the way they got that nickname.... FOR REAL!!
Now, do you know why MOST Italians are named TONY???
Because as they were getting on the boat, they had to stamp their heads, TO NY!! (now, THAT'S a joke)!.... lmao
....Neil
Now, do you know why MOST Italians are named TONY???
Because as they were getting on the boat, they had to stamp their heads, TO NY!! (now, THAT'S a joke)!.... lmao
....Neil
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·I know Neil, my grandparents made that journey with my father. Look at my last name, that should tell you. I don't know where they got my first name though, I guess 20+ Tony's and John's was enough for one family! LOL!
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·Dennis.... I know EXACTLY what you mean.... I come from a VERY large family.... 12 parents!
....Neil
....Neil
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