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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
1. The dogs live don't.

2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.

3. Yes, they have some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you. What's your point?

4. OF COURSE they smell like dogs.

5. It's their nature to try to sniff your crotch. Please feel free to sniff theirs.

6. I like them a lot better than some people I know.

7. To you they are dogs. To me they are adopted children who are short, hairy, and walks on all fours, and don't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things.

8. Dogs are better than kids: they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car,
don't hang out with drug using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant you can sell the pups.

Discussion Starter · #2 ·
That's what I like, people that come to your house and say "OOH! you have animals". To which I reply "Oh Well . If you don't like it the door works both ways."

Discussion Starter · #3 ·
I love it when people come to my house, see all of the tanks and say "Wow, you must have a lot of fish".....never fails, when I say "nope, no fish" their eyes get all wide and you can litterally see them make the connection!

I always tell them, none of my snakes have EVER shed on the my sofa!

(But I have a sign on my Fridge that says "If you find a hair in your food, I don't care how long it came from the cat!")
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