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Items For Prison

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail".

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said,
"I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire and gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said "I brought these."

The other two were puzzled and asked - "What can you do with those?"

He grinned and pointed to the box and said - "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating"...
 

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Let me guess ..................................... Gunkid was the third convict!!!!

:nyah: :nyah: :nyah: :nyah: :nyah: :nyah:
 

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I'd think that a non-metallic pair of handcuff keys, 2 ended, so that they could open 4 of the 5 types of cuffs, would prove to be more useful.
 

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A suggestion andy. You could hide the handcuff key in your tampon. Ya know, up tight and outa sight.

RIKA :D
 

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A regular tampon would fall out after the way GK got used in jail...he'd need one the size of a mop and held in with duct tape.
 

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RIKA said:
A suggestion andy. You could hide the handcuff key in your tampon. Ya know, up tight and outa sight.

RIKA

:nyah: NUTTY JOHN

tuna said:
A regular tampon would fall out after the way GK got used in jail...he'd need one the size of a mop and held in with duct tape.
:nyah:

Both of you two are too funny ...
 
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