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this was a father/son conversation i had with my dad when i wanted to join
the marines at 17[he had to sign]

he wasn't much on words, but was pretty cool![when you stayed on the right side of him]

i guess with the season and all, i've been missing not being able to talk to him anymore!


do any of my esteemed fellow members recall 'pearls' from thier fathers.
 

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Don't drink water son, fish crap in it ...
 
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Save your empties, you can get money for them!
 

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Nope,mine was a chickenshit.He left before I was even in short pants.

Was raised by wimmen.

No jokes please!
 
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i never knew, sorry to hear that, brother!
 

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Dont talk about who you voted for, who you pray to or who your sleeping with, and You will avoid trouble with 95% of the world. Th other 5% are assholes and dont need a reason to bother you.
 

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Hammer?Heck,it's not like a birth defect.I don't have two heads or anything.:)

Half elf?Now that's some good advice!
 

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41mag said:
Nope,mine was a chickenshit.He left before I was even in short pants.

Was raised by wimmen.

No jokes please!
There are a lot of fatherless children out there. Fortunately, I was raised by an Uncle. One of the worlds good guys.
 

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"Don't be a hero. All the hero's are buried in Arlington National Cemetery."
 
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Magnum88C said:
I get raised by women every day.

No joke either!

I almost wonder if we're using "raised" in the same context? :laugh01:
 

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"It's the short trips that kill ya"
 

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"I never had much use for philosophy."

"go scrape yer fangs!" (telling me to brush my teeth)

"Son, sit down on the stool here. I want to talk to you about sex... it's one of the best feelings in the world. Any questions?" (the entirety of our father-son conversation on the birds and the bees)
 

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these are good!

my old hunting partner[lung [email protected]]

would always say " it's a fine life, if you don't weaken"
then we would clank our beer cans together[2 apiece, for the whole day when we'd go hunting.]
 
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