Hey pos braggart, I have told you before that my wife and kids are away on vacation. You have 1 1/2 weeks to get your lard butt to my local range at Uniondale, NY to meet with me to have a match at the local range. Nothing fancy - just a match out to 25 yards is all the range can handle. By the way, you will have to agree on a stock out of the box pistol. No fancy trigger jobs or other work to give you an edge, no special sights, just a normal combat style pistol that retails for under $750. Can you handle that?
Are you coming? You always boast and brag here is your chance to beat me badly. You may beat me, but are you willing to take the chance of being defeated. I am willing to do just that because my ego will not crash if you beat me. I know I am not the best shot in the USA or the world, but maybe you ought to learn that about yourself. Chances are you would whimper like a little bad boy who just got spanked if I beat you or if I even came close to doing it. The thing is I made this offer to you months ago, and you still have not taken me up on it. It still stands. You have all that money to bet $5,000 to $500 that you can beat people. Well here is a chance not to even loose any money on a bet. Just buy a cheap round trip ticket and come east. If you win I'll buy you a beer and some dinner and let everyone on this site know about it. If you lose, well you figure what to do. I know, while we are at it we can video tape the whole event. Any date before the 23rd August is fine by me. Hope to see you soon.
Oh crap I forgot, aren't you the convicted ex-felon or something like that. You aren't allowed to shoot anything but your mouth are you. That must be why you don't take me up on the offer, I cannot imagine that there could be any other reason with a greatness the likes of you. Then again, if you can legally shoot, here I am waiting for that match.
Sincerely,
Glenn B
