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A husband had just finished reading the new bestseller: "Man of the House, King of the Castle" . He then stormed into the dining room and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, the king of the castle, and my word is law!"

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

His wife replied, "The f#@*ing funeral director, thats who."
 

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I gotta steal that one.... :laugh01: :laugh01: :laugh01:
 
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