[jenn_jeffery]

"You read about all these terrorists - - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, go compare that to Blockbuster: you're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration."

 

[WebSlave]

I heard that the terrorists believe that if they are shot with bullets dipped in pig fat, that will keep them from being able to go on to the Promised Land.

Sounds like a business opportunity to me! Anti-Terrorist Ammunition.


:uzi:

 

[Neil Gubitz]

Did you hear about the married terrorist who locked his keys in his car???.... It took him THREE HOURS to get his wife out!!....

How bout the Afghani Bank Robber??.... He shot the safe and blew the guard!!....

How bout the Afghani terrorist, who was told to go blow up a car, but, he kept burning his lips on the exhaust pipe!....

And my FAVORITE.... even though I've told it before....

Did you hear they just put a $25 million dollar bounty on Bin Laden??.... This is the first time n history that any man has had a bounty on his head.... who actually WEARS Bounty on his head!!....

....Neil