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Parent's Dictionary of Meanings

DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings

PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it, and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it and wiping it with saliva.

TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

VERBAL: able to whine in words

WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house

Was it just me, or did these hit home with everyone with kids??

Too Funny


I have three of the little monsters, ummm I mean darlings and you hit the nail right on the head with this one...Mine range in age 9 down to 3 the OW meaning is SOOO true....Made me laugh, thanks

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Here's some more...

ACCIDENT - Something they did, on purpose, after you have told them NOT to do it for the hundreth time.

NOTME - the name of the person whodunit.

IWANT - the automatic response from a child after you sit down.

BOOGER - a child's built-in vending machine. (Gross, I know, but the truth!)

TOILET - a child's favorite hiding place for whatever they took out of your purse/wallet.

YOURS/MINE - these have no meaning.
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