Don't ban John. He is the most comical charecter here. "A miss with a .44 Magnum, is better than a hit with a .22" " I can brain an elephant at fifteen yards with ny 10" CAR." "That Collie was coming for me, so I ran from the truck and shot him again." My Star is twice (Oh no, Sorry) 2X the gun that a Makarov is. The man's a clown. My mind's eye picture of john is him in a clown suit, big red nose and all, firing a popgun that shoot's out that flag that say's bang. He is too funny for words.