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A recent study at Purdue University has shown that, depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle, her attraction to the male species differs.
For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
 
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PMS stands for....
"PUNISH MY SPOUSE!"

I once thought my ex-wife was the anti-Christ, but when I shaved her head, there was a tattoo that said 665!! Man, was that close!

I got her a personal license plate that said....

PMS-666

NOBODY would cut her off!

....Neil
 

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Hey Neil,
By any chance did your ex move to Michigan, she sounds just like my wife..Although my wife's head spins all the way around and she can shoot fire from her eyes..
 
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