[Terry G]

Are you worried your six shot .380 is too small? Do you pace and fret that your 19 shot 9MM might not be enough? Do you toss and turn worrying that you still have three thousand rounds to shoot before your .46 Zellman is broken in? Buy a Standard Manufacturing S-333 Volley Gun and your self defense worries are over. One pull of the double action trigger send's two .25 automatic rounds screaming (Well, leaving the barrel's anyway) down range. 2 .25's equal one .50 caliber so the stopping power is enormous. The gun holds six shot's or three volley's! Get yours today! MSRP $300.00 and two cereal box tops.

 

[John in AR]

Only problem is being an NFA item, due to the "two rounds with one activation of the trigger" thing.

Well, not the "only" problem..... :nyah: