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Reasons a handgun is better than a woman

You can trade a .44 for two .22's.

You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.

If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.

Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.

A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Handguns function normally every day of the month.

A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.

You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.

A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is.

A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are a "little fast on the trigger"...

you can buy a spring tune up kit and its as good as new.

You can let all your buddies fondle your gun without any problems.

You only have to play with it when you feel like it.

They dont have mothers.

They dont mind watching hockey.

They only make noise when you allow it.

Locking them in a safe is legal.

Handguns dont mind fishing.

Many come with safeties built into them.

They cant use your credit card.

They dont care if you dont shave.

They dont tell you how much beer you can drink.

And they will never leave you for another gun.

You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
 

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:laugh01: Great!
 

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Magnum88C said:
Reasons a handgun is better than a woman



You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

that would be nice...............( im in the dog house now because I went hunting Saturday instead of being with my girl friend :argue: )
 

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Yeah, I bet TS is going to HTF when RIKA sees this. . .;)
 
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