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NUMBER 11 RESPONSE
If you've read the email going around about the number "11"
for the past few weeks, you will love David's response to it.
I don't know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!!

Make sure you read beyond the "Original Letter!"

Original Letter:

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of
the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating
the attack at the
WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11


Dave's response:

Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11
letters in the name David Pawson!" I'm going into
hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.

Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has
11 letters!
What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after
me! ME! I can't believe it!

Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth
I could hide! But no....."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!

Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him?
There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in
"THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.

I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has
11 letters in it, too! Can someone help?

Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL"
has 11 letters....

Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???"
Eleven letters!!

Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....

Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!

-Dave

PS. "IT'S BULL****" has 11 letters also.

Agian, this is not mine, from another joke forum.
 
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