[41mag]

with a set of jumper cables around his neck.
He walks up to the bar & says"Gimme a beer"

The bartender just looks at him.

He says again"Helllloooo!Gimme a beer."

After looking at him for a long minute the bartender says"O.K.,just don't start anything."

 

[RIKA]

LOL Jeff.

What about the one where the man walks into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender plunks a cold frosty mug down on the bar. The customer then reaches into his breast pocket and pulls out a perfect little man 6in tall and sets him on the bar. The guy then pulls out a thimble, dips it into the beer and hands it to the little man.

The bartender's eyes bulge out staring at the tiny man and he says "Hey! What happened to him?"

The customer grins and says "C'mon Earl. Tell him about the time you called the witch doctor a SOB."

RIKA

 

[SatCong]

Horse walks into a bar, 'tender looks up and says, "Why the long face?"
SatCong

 

[41mag]

:laugh01::laugh01:

 

[mykal]

A midget walks into a bar........and it hits him right in the forehead.

 

[41mag]

A midget walks into a bar........and it hits him right in the forehead.

That was a short trip!

 

[Gun_crazy_JR]

two guys walk into a bar............................................. wonder why the 2nd one did not duck down????????

 

[John in AR]

Horse walks into a bar, 'tender looks up and says, "Why the long face?"
SatCong

Way I heard it was, "Celine Dion walks into a bar..."