[RIKA]

He could wear clown shoes to top off the disguise. Then no one would suspect.

RIKA

 

[RIKA]

Bill, I looove your new song - and you wrote it yourself! I can see it now. A MELVIN TV show. Melvin action dolls. Melvin stress toys. Gee, a whole new industry is born. Melvin can make personal appearances too and lip-sync his song while strumming his guitar cleverly disguised as a canned CAR.

My mind is overwhemed - I think I may go blind.

RIKA

 

[RIKA]

Oh crud. Magnum, I think Melvin just revealed his real intent. I hope somebody throws a catch loop over his head before does something crazy.

RIKA

 

[RIKA]

Hey Todd,

You ever hear from Blain. I know that he was over at HCT and then migrated to Battlerifles where he complained that he couldn't shoot his M1A and wanted some one to personally instruct him. Then he disappeared. Maybe he grew up ... or was eaten by a reptoid.

RIKA