A guy walks into a rooftop bar and orders a drink. The man sitting next to him says, "You know, if you jump out that window over there, just before you hit the ground, an updraft catches you and brings you back up and into that window over there." motioning to a window on the other side of the bar.
"Yeah right," says the first guy.
"No, really. I'll show you," says the second guy. He walks over to the window and jumps out. The first guy rushes over and looks out. He sees the second guy falling toward the ground. Just before he reaches the bottom, he stops falling and is swept back up to the window on the other side of the bar. He is set down just inside the window.
"Holy ****!" says the first man.
"Go ahead and try it," says the second guy.
"I don't think so," says the first.
"I'll do it gain, watch." Again, the second guy jumps out the window, falls almost to the ground, and is swept back up and into the window on the other side of the bar again.
"What the hell," says the first guy. He jumps out the window and falls to his death.
The second buy walks back over to the bar chuckling. The batender says, "You know, you're a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."
"Yeah right," says the first guy.
"No, really. I'll show you," says the second guy. He walks over to the window and jumps out. The first guy rushes over and looks out. He sees the second guy falling toward the ground. Just before he reaches the bottom, he stops falling and is swept back up to the window on the other side of the bar. He is set down just inside the window.
"Holy ****!" says the first man.
"Go ahead and try it," says the second guy.
"I don't think so," says the first.
"I'll do it gain, watch." Again, the second guy jumps out the window, falls almost to the ground, and is swept back up and into the window on the other side of the bar again.
"What the hell," says the first guy. He jumps out the window and falls to his death.
The second buy walks back over to the bar chuckling. The batender says, "You know, you're a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."