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·It's Saturday night.... Superman is really horney and lonely.... he decides to go over to Spiderman's place to see if he wants to go out?.... He says, "Come on Spidey! It's Saturday night! Let's go out and have some fun, get some brewskies and see some women!".... Spidey says, "I'd love to Superman, but, my alter-ego, Peter Parker, has a test on Monday and I have to study for it, I just can't make it.... Superman is pissed, and REALLY horny.... he decides to try Batman's house.... but, Batman says, "Sorry, Superman, but, Gotham City's kind of crime-ridden and I have to protect my people.... I just can't make it.... needless to say, Superman is bummed.... he's just flying around with nothing to do, until he looks down on the ground, and sees Wonderwoman stark naked, spread eagle, and ready for action! So, Superman says, "Alright, here's my chance!".... so, at super-speed, he flies down and BAM BAM BAM and takes off.... all of a sudden Wonderwoman opens her eyes, and says, "What the F*** was that?".... and the Invisible Man says, "I don't know, but my ASS sure hurts!"
An oldie but a goodie!
Did you hear about the Black dude that walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder?? The bartender says, "Where'd you get that?".... and the PARROT says, "Africa, there's MILLIONS of 'em!"
....Neil
An oldie but a goodie!
Did you hear about the Black dude that walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder?? The bartender says, "Where'd you get that?".... and the PARROT says, "Africa, there's MILLIONS of 'em!"
....Neil