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>A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
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>1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
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>2. "Find Amelia Erhart yet?"
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>3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
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>4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
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>5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
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>6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
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>7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
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>8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
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>9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
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>10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
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>11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
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>12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
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>13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
 
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