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A burglar was busy disconnecting the wires of a stereo system in a quiet house by flashlight, when he suddenly hears, "Jesus is watching you."

He immediately clicks off his light, and sits perfectly still, waiting for more words or even an outright attack. After a minute or so, he decides he imagined it, and turning on his light, he gets back to work. Again, he hears, "Jesus is watching you."

This time, he shines his light around the room, looking to see who's talking to him. He sees no sign of anyone, except a parrot in a cage, looking right at him. The burglar, feeling silly, says, "Did you say something?"

Looking straight at him, the parrot replies, "Just a warning; Jesus is watching you."

The burglar laughs and asks, "Who are you, to be giving me a warning?"

The parrot replies, "My name's Moses."

Now thoroughly amused, the burglar asks, "Moses? What kind of people would have a bird named 'Moses'?"

The parrot replies, "The same kind of people that would have a Rottweiller named 'Jesus'."

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