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THE NEWEST MEDICATIONS FOR WOMEN

D A M I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for
up to 8 hours.

St. M O M 'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six
hours.

E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Highly effective suppository that eliminates
melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they
were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
they moved out.

P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups
swallowed before an evening out increases breast
size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

D U M E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously
low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.

F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by
controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other
drivers.

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases
resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be
a better person ... can we get naked now?"

B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an
indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim
may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book
by Dr. Laura.

J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
your birthday, anniversary or phone number.

A N T I - T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
anyone too eager to share their life stories with
total strangers.

S E X C E D R I N
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not
now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.

R A G A M E T
When administered to a husband, provides the same
irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the
wife the time and trouble of doing it herself
 
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Hey! What about....

M E N I C I L L I N
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases
resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be
a better person ... can we get naked now?"
~Does this one also work on that line from young guys.."I just LOVE "Older" women!"

~If so, I'll take a case of it!!


:uzi: :eek2:

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Jude,
Hmm I'll have to check the warning label on that one. Better yet I'll send you some and then I'll send you an e-mail about how I love older women, and if it works we can work out a case price:laugh: How's that sound....
 
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~ LOL...You SO Bad!!!

~I just wish there really were a med to cure
some of those "conditions". I would be a happy, older woman...


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bad?? who me??? NO never...I am the perfect angel..(with all the smilies there is no angel) :idea: so I guess this will do, just pretend the light bulb is a halo and that is me....:laugh:
 
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