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The Robin Williams Plan for World Peace

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Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan........what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard
of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference"
in their affairs,
past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't
want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking
through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be
gathered up and deported immediately,regardless of who
or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to 90 day
visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would
be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself.
Don't hide here.
Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't
need any
more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home,

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self
sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources
of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will
not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what
we give them gets
"lost" or is taken by their army. The people who need it
most get very little, anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place.
We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.

11) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

12) "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me
your poor, your
tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat
and she's yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'
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Glenn Bartley said:
I'd actually have some respect for the guy if for even a moment I thought he was serious about any of that.
Well, I wouldn't give Mork your respect just yet, since only two sentences came from him.

The original piece was a posting to the newsgroup on 20 Mar 03. Sometime between then and now, the Williams quote was attatched, and the whole piece attributed to him.

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