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The Way it's done in Florida

A Floridian, a New Yorker and a Canadian are in a bar one night having a beer.

The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In New York our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice".

The Canadian [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Canada we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either".

The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the New Yorker and the Canadian. He says "In Florida we have so many New Yorkers and Canadians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice".
 

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Floridians are just the proof that sun seeking New Yorkers and lost Canadians met in a cojoined sort of way that produced offspring. Who the heck are you kidding claiming that there really are such things as true Floridians (especialy ones as cool as cucumbers). There are Floridians, I'll grant that, but they are all half breeds from Canadian/New Yorker matings and are hot heads at that who would shoot their own parents just like the one did in this story. By the way that would be offspring of New Yorkers nbred to Englsih Speaking Canadians. New Yorkers who bred French speaking Canadians wound up populating a closebye state to Florida called WeezeeAnna.

Best regards to all you Floridians from a New Yorker who would rather breed with a Kalifornian than a Canadian (either English or French speaking)!
 
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