Just a few wife jokes.
I take my wife everywhere I go, she's so ugly I don't want to have to kiss her good bye.
My wife cooks for the gods, everything is a burnt offering.Instead of a dinner bell, we use the smoke alarm..
My wife is so slow, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
My wife is so slow it takes an hour to cook minute rice. ...
Like I said just a few, and honey if you ever read these, it's all in good fun....LOL...Hate to sleep on the couch again...LOL!!!
I take my wife everywhere I go, she's so ugly I don't want to have to kiss her good bye.
My wife cooks for the gods, everything is a burnt offering.Instead of a dinner bell, we use the smoke alarm..
My wife is so slow, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
My wife is so slow it takes an hour to cook minute rice. ...
Like I said just a few, and honey if you ever read these, it's all in good fun....LOL...Hate to sleep on the couch again...LOL!!!
