[brass hammer]

named McBASS, who had two balls made of BRASS!

when he clanged them together

they played 'stormy weather'

and lighting SHOT straight from his ass!


[i really should go to bed now!]

 

[Magnum88C]

:roflmao1: :roflmao1: :roflmao1: :roflmao1:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[RIKA]

:laugh01: :laugh:

:beer:

Thanks. I needed a laugh this morning.

RIKA

 

[John in AR]

Makes me wonder if this is where "Brass Hammer"'s name came from....?

 

[41mag]

:wavey: :beer:

 

[john42]

ROFLMAO
:laugh01:
:rofl:
:roflmao1:

:spinny:
:beer:

I have been needing a good old limerick! Where can i get more?

 

[Sundancekid]

Limericks 101

There once was a man named McSweeney- Who spilled gin all over his weinie-
Not wanting to be uncouth, he added vermouth, and thus made a perfect martini. Mr. and Mrs. Kelley- are now stuck belly to belly- for in their great haste, they grabbed library paste, instead of petroleum jelly. There once was a pirate named Gates- who did the mambo while on roller skates- He fell on his cutlass, which left him nutless, and perfectly worthless on dates.:wavey::crazy1: