There once was a man named McSweeney- Who spilled gin all over his weinie-
Not wanting to be uncouth, he added vermouth, and thus made a perfect martini. Mr. and Mrs. Kelley- are now stuck belly to belly- for in their great haste, they grabbed library paste, instead of petroleum jelly. There once was a pirate named Gates- who did the mambo while on roller skates- He fell on his cutlass, which left him nutless, and perfectly worthless on dates.:wavey::crazy1:
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