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> >Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
> > >
> > >10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
> > >But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
> > >
> > >9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
> > >Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
> > >
> > >8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
> > >In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
> > >
> > >7. This feels so good, it feels so right
> > >I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
> > >
> > >6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
> > >Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
> > >
> > >5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
> > >But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
> > >
> > >4. Through all the things that came to pass
> > >Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
> > >
> > >3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
> > >I just wished you had J-Lo's 'booty'.
> > >
> > >2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
> > >So, right to the point...let's do it, I'm horny!
> > >
> > >1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
> > >You should check out the one that I gave to your sister