who needs to be a photographer? Talk about a weak excuse, Just take your cell phone, every cell phone made in the last several years has a camera, and take a simple picture of your gear. It isn't rocket science. it isn't a competition, we don't care if the composition is poor or if the exposure is off. We would like to see these wonderful things you keep claiming to have done.
Taking a picture is simple. Grade school kids do it all the time. Surely you're smarter than a grade school kid, or am I giving too much credit?
Your refusal to do something so simple, speaks loudly for your credibility. You don't have any.