judge the TRUTH about having some money on me (in court, after being arrested, held for 24+ hours) It was safety pinned to my underwear, 3 $100 bills. So they tossed me into a jail cell with 13 black gang bangers over the weekend. They came back Monday, expecting to hear that I'd had all kinds of trouble. What they SAW, however, was videos of me teaching the blacks karate and judo. So they had me put in a single man cell for 3 months, until I was sent into the Federal system.
Suited me fine.