[WebSlave]

Neil Gubitz!!!

I would have had a very hard time picking any one else for this forum. Matter of fact, I am SERIOUSLY hoping that he will spend so much of his time cracking his jokes in here, that he won't have time to post jokes in all of the other forums!!

Thanks to all of you whom applied for this position, but I think you will agree with me that Neil has certainly proven himself to be the King of the Jokers on this site.

 

[Darin Chappell]

Neil????

In charge of the Jokes Forum??????


If THAT'S not like putting the fox in charge of the hen house, I don't know what is!!!!


Neil won't be able to sit down at all once he laughs his posterior off in each post here!!

 

[Guest]

Neil


Neil


NEIL WHO!!!!


lol

 

[Guest]

nice joke

 

[Ritchie Luna]

welcome uncle goober

 

[Guest]

Well great goobly-moobly!!!

Everyone be sure to check, double-check, and triple-check their grammar and spelling!

 

[Guest]

Ok guys.... this is your Moderator, "Uncle Goobs" here....

I have only ONE RULE that I would expect you folks to abide by....

1. ANYTHING GOES!! Just have fun!.... all I ask is that it not be TOO GROSS or REALLY OFFENSIVE....
Most of you guys know me.... I can handle ANYTHING!.... IF there's HUMOR behind it....

As the Webslave pointed out.... the ONLY thing that will NOT be tolerated, is somebody berating someone else for the joke they just told.... It will be deleted PRONTO! (not the joke)

Oh yeah.... SPELLING COUNTS!
Oh yeah.... GRAMMAR COUNTS!
Oh yeah.... I CAN'T COUNT!
(to 21 unless I'm naked!)

HAVE FUN....

....Uncle Goobs (Moderator Extraordinaire)....

 

[Guest]

lets see now
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 fingers
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 toes
=== 20 digits with 21 quite possibly being your tail [and no your not walking backwards]

 

[kenster]

as cold as it is up here in Michigan, I can only *COUNT* (edited by Uncle Goobs) up to 20 1/2...

Hey Neil, I'll be checking my mailbox for a copy of a spell checker, or better yet feel free to correct me or my posts. Not that you would ever correct another persons spelling or anything..

I didn't see anything wrong with your spelling, though.... lol

 

[Ritchie Luna]

as cold as it is up here in Michigan, I can only up to 20 1/2...

oh my gosh....
NOW THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!

 

[kenster]

Neil, along with the spell checker, as you can see I am in dire need of a grammar checker as well. Thanks for fixing my post it makes a lot more sense now!!