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The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush. They shook hands and as they walked the Iraqi said, "You know I have just one question about what I have seen in America."
President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iraqi whispered, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there is Chekov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is Chinese, but not any Iraqi! s. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there isn't any Iraqis on Star Trek."
President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iraqi ambassador, and whispered back,
"It's because it takes place in the future..."
 

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Iraqi quiz

Subject: Iraqi Quiz

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... B-2

What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force.
 
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